I am officially announcing that I am giving up Chinese food.
After an unfortunate incident with some lo mein Saturday night...
I will no longer be participating in the enjoyment of chinese food, as a meal, snack, or otherwise. This incident will not be described in any further detail at this time, as the memories are still too painful. I will go on record as saying that I am devastated by this recent development and am sadden to have to end our relationship under these terms.
2 comments:
Wow, what a grown up and civilized breakup....from Chinese Food. I think this should be the universal breakup template....no talks of killing one's childhood with any said shovels....
I had the same problem last week. Chinese food doesn't gel well with my stomach, must be the msg.
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